★★★★★ 3
Tastes good, but I sounded like a deflating pool raft for about 3-5 hours after consumption
Color: Natural Fruit Variety, Size: 25 Count (Pack of 1)
Listen. I bought these because they’re “good for your teeth,” “won’t spike blood sugar,” and apparently dentists recommend them. Cute. Adorable. I love the idea of a guilt-free lollipop.
What I was not prepared for was the industrial-strength intestinal chaos that followed.
These things taste great — like, dangerously great. I ate two. Not a whole bag. Not half a bag. Just two little sugar-free angel pops. And about an hour later I realized I had made a tactical miscalculation.
My stomach started sounding like someone was inflating a pool raft inside me using a faulty air compressor. I was walking around my house like a Victorian woman with “nerves,” clutching my abdomen and praying for mercy.
The gas? Oh, the gas.
I don’t know what mystical sugar alcohol is in these, but it turned my digestive system into a wind farm. I produced enough air to power a small suburban neighborhood. I scared the cat. I scared myself. At one point I swear my own fart ricocheted off the hardwood floor and came back for a second round.
Do they hurt your teeth?
No!
Do they spike your blood sugar?
Absolutely not.
Do they destroy your social life for 12–24 hours?
Yes. With precision.
If you want a great-tasting candy that won’t mess with your glucose — and you live alone, outdoors, or somewhere with excellent ventilation — go for it. Five stars for flavor. One star for the fact that these turned me into a human whoopee cushion.
Final verdict: delicious but dangerous. Approach with caution… and maybe open a window.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2025
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